Being over 60 has its advantages
Our founder Vic is over 60 years old and is still enjoying life.
|Perks of being over 60
- Your eyes won't get much worse then they already are.
- Your investment in health insurance is finally beginning to pay off.
- Your joints are more accurate weather meteorologists than the national weather service.
- No one expects you to run...anywhere!
- Your secrets are safe with your friends because they can't remember them either.
- Your supply of brains cell is finally down to a manageable size.
- You can eat dinner at 4pm.
- You have a party and the neighbors don't realize it.
- You get into heated arguments about pension plans.
- You no longer think of speed limits as a challenge.
- You quit trying to hold your stomach in no matter who walks into the room.
- You sing along with elevator music.
- People call at 9pm and ask, "Did I wake you?"
- People no longer view you as a hypochondriac.
- There is nothing left to learn the hard way.
- Things you buy now won't wear out.