Fun Bumper Stickers

These are some fun bumper stickers we've seen.
We do not sell any bumper stickers.

DON'T BELIEVE EVERYTHING THAT YOU THINK

A day without sunshine is like night

If you haven't changed your mind lately how can you be sure that you still have one?

HE WHO HESITATES IS NOT ONLY LOST - BUT MILES FROM THE NEXT EXIT

EAT RIGHT, EXERCISE, DIE ANYWAY

WHAT IF THE HOKEY POKEY IS WHAT IT'S ALL ABOUT?

Back up my hard drive? How do I put it in reverse?

Bills travel through the mail twice the speed of checks

99% of lawyers give the rest a bad name

Borrow money from a pessimist - They don't expect it back

Cancer cures smoking.

CHANGE IS INEVITABLE - EXCEPT FROM A VENDING MACHINE

CLEVERLY DISGUISED AS A RESPONSIBLE ADULT

COVER ME - I'M CHANGING LANES

Dear IRS: I would like to cancel my subscription. Please remove my name from your mailing list.

Despite the cost of living, have you noticed how it remains so popular?

Do not adjust your mind, the fault is with reality.

EARTH IS FULL - GO HOME

Ever feel like you're diagonally parked in a parallel universe?

Genealogy: Chasing your own tale.

GONE CRAZY - BE BACK SHORTLY

Got kleptomania? Take something for it.

DON'T STEAL! THE GOVERNMENT HATES COMPETITION!

HANG UP AND DRIVE !!!

HE WHO DIES WITH THE MOST TOYS... STILL DIES

HE WHO LAUGHS LAST THINKS SLOWEST

He's not dead, He's electroencephalographically challenged.

HONK IF ANYTHING FALLS OFF

HONK IF YOU LOVE PEACE AND QUIET

HOW DO I SET MY LASER PRINTER TO STUN?

DARE to keep cops off donuts.

I DO WHATEVER MY RICE KRISPIES TELL ME TO

I fought the lawn and the lawn won.

I HAVEN'T LOST MY MIND - IT'S BACKED UP ON DISK SOMEWHERE

I just got lost in thought. It was unfamiliar territory.

I never worry when I get lost... I just change where I want to go.

I THINK - THEREFORE I DON'T LISTEN TO DAN RATHER

I USED TO BE DISGUSTED - NOW I'M JUST AMUSED

I wonder how much deeper the ocean would be without sponges?

I THINK YOU LEFT THE STOVE ON

If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving is not for you

IF PROGRESS MEANS TO MOVE FORWARD, WHAT DOES CONGRESS MEAN?

IF WE QUIT VOTING - WILL THEY ALL GO AWAY?

IF YOU'RE NOT OUTRAGED - YOU'RE NOT PAYING ATTENTION

ILLITERATE? WRITE FOR HELP

Keep honking, I'm reloading.

WHY BE REDUNDANT?

MINIMUM WAGE FOR POLITICIANS

MONTANA - AT LEAST THE COWS ARE SANE

Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool.

Remember, half the people you know are below average

Seen it all, done it all, can't remember most of it.

She's always late. Her ancestors arrived on the Juneflower.

SO MANY FOOLS - SO FEW COMETS

SOME PEOPLE ARE ALIVE SIMPLY BECAUSE IT IS ILLEGAL TO KILL THEM

The early bird may get the worm, but it's the second mouse who gets the cheese.

THE FACE IS FAMILIAR - BUT I CAN'T QUITE REMEMBER MY NAME

THE GENE POOL COULD USE A LITTLE CHLORINE

The more things change, the more they remain insane.

The LEFT makes so many RIGHT turns that they keep going in circles.

THIS IS IT - I DON'T HAVE ANOTHER CAR

THOSE WHO ABANDON THEIR DREAMS WILL DISCOURAGE YOURS

To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism; to steal from many is research

VISUALIZE BEING A *COURTEOUS* DRIVER

WHERE ARE WE GOING - AND WHY AM I IN THIS HAND BASKET?

WHO ARE THE GRATEFUL DEAD - AND WHY DO THEY KEEP FOLLOWING ME?

You have the right to remain silent.

Anything you say will be misquoted, then used against you.

YOU! OUT OF THE GENE POOL!

When the chips are down, the buffalo is empty.

Save the whales. Collect the whole set.

NOT ALL WHO WANDER ARE LOST

I COULDN'T REPAIR YOUR BRAKES, SO I MADE YOUR HORN LOUDER.

The above are jokes; we do not offer bumper stickers for sale.



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