Why do they call it a TV "set" when you only have one?
When it rains, why don't sheep shrink?
If a firefighter fights fires, a crime fighter fights crime, what does a freedom fighter fight?
Why isn't phonetic spelled the way it sounds?
How does the guy who drives the snowplow get to work?
If you're driving at the speed of light and turn on your headlights, what happens?
Why are cigarettes sold at gas stations where smoking is prohibited?
If a cow laughs, does milk come out of its nose?
Why are there interstate highways in Hawaii?
You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes? Why don't they make the whole plane out of that stuff?
Why do you need a driver's license to buy liquor when you can't drive and drink?
Most packages say "open here," but what is the protocol if it says "open somewhere else?"
Why is brassiere singular and panties plural?
If con is opposite of pro, is Congress opposite of Progress?
Why do we drive on parkways and park on driveways?
If money doesn't grow on trees, why do bank have branches?
Why do we say, "slept like a baby," when babies wake up every hour and a half?
Why do we say alarm clocks "go off" when they start making noise?
Why do they call it 'quicksand' when it sucks you down so slowly?
When French people swear, do they say, "Pardon my English?"
If everyone lost five pounds at the same time, would it throw the earth off its axis?
What color hair do bald men put on their driver's licenses?
How do you know when it's time to tune your bagpipes?
If practice makes perfect, and nobody's perfect, why practice?
Why do we "quiet down" before we can listen up?
Why do we press the remote control harder when we know the batteries are getting weak?
Why do bank charge a fee for "insufficient funds" when they know there is not enough?
Why does someone believe you when you say there are 4 billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet?
Why doesn't glue stick to the bottle?
Why do they use sterilized needles for death by lethal injection?
Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?
Why does superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when you throw a revolver at him?
Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets?
Whose idea was it to put an "S" in the word, "lisp?"
If people evolved from apes, why are there still apes?
Is there ever a day that mattresses are NOT on sale?
Why do people go back to the refrigerator in the hope that something new to eat has materialized?
How come we never hear "father-in-law" jokes?
How did that "Keep Off the Grass" sign get there in the first place?
Why are there flotation devices under the seat of planes instead of parachutes?
Why is it that when you transport something by car it's called a shipment, but when you transport something by ship it's called cargo?
What does Geronimo say when he jumps out of an airplane?
Have you ever imagined a world without hypothetical situations?
Why are they called apartments when they're all stuck together?
Why do they put Braille dots on the keyboards of drive up ATM's?
If they squeeze olive oil out of olives, how do they get baby oil?
If 7-11 is open 24 hours a day, 365 days a year, why are there locks on the doors?
Why do you press harder on the remote control when you know that the battery is dead?
Why are there 5 syllables in the word "monosyllabic"?
If all those psychics know the winning lottery numbers, why are they all still working?
Doesn't expecting the unexpected make the unexpected become the expected?
How can you tell when sour cream goes bad?
Where would we be without rhetorical questions?
Why is the word "abbreviation" so long?
