These are some fun bumper stickers we've seen.
We do not sell any bumper stickers.
| DON'T BELIEVE EVERYTHING THAT YOU THINK |
| A day without sunshine is like night |
If you haven't changed your mind lately
how can you be sure that you still have one? |
| HE WHO HESITATES IS NOT ONLY LOST - BUT MILES FROM THE NEXT EXIT |
| EAT RIGHT, EXERCISE, DIE ANYWAY |
| WHAT IF THE HOKEY POKEY IS WHAT IT'S ALL ABOUT? |
| Back up my hard drive? How do I put it in reverse? |
| Bills travel through the mail twice the speed of checks |
| 99% of lawyers give the rest a bad name |
| Borrow money from a pessimist - They don't expect it back |
| CHANGE IS INEVITABLE - EXCEPT FROM A VENDING MACHINE |
| CLEVERLY DISGUISED AS A RESPONSIBLE ADULT |
| COVER ME - I'M CHANGING LANES |
Dear IRS: I would like to cancel my subscription.
Please remove my name from your mailing list. |
| Despite the cost of living, have you noticed how it remains so popular? |
| Do not adjust your mind, the fault is with reality. |
| Ever feel like you're diagonally parked in a parallel universe? |
| Genealogy: Chasing your own tale. |
| GONE CRAZY - BE BACK SHORTLY |
| Got kleptomania? Take something for it. |
| DON'T STEAL! THE GOVERNMENT HATES COMPETITION! |
| HE WHO DIES WITH THE MOST TOYS... STILL DIES |
| HE WHO LAUGHS LAST THINKS SLOWEST |
| He's not dead, He's electroencephalographically challenged. |
| HONK IF ANYTHING FALLS OFF |
| HONK IF YOU LOVE PEACE AND QUIET |
| HOW DO I SET MY LASER PRINTER TO STUN? |
| DARE to keep cops off donuts. |
| I DO WHATEVER MY RICE KRISPIES TELL ME TO |
| I fought the lawn and the lawn won. |
| I HAVEN'T LOST MY MIND - IT'S BACKED UP ON DISK SOMEWHERE |
| I just got lost in thought. It was unfamiliar territory. |
| I never worry when I get lost... I just change where I want to go. |
| I THINK - THEREFORE I DON'T LISTEN TO DAN RATHER |
| I USED TO BE DISGUSTED - NOW I'M JUST AMUSED |
| I wonder how much deeper the ocean would be without sponges? |
| I THINK YOU LEFT THE STOVE ON |
| If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving is not for you |
| IF PROGRESS MEANS TO MOVE FORWARD, WHAT DOES CONGRESS MEAN? |
| IF WE QUIT VOTING - WILL THEY ALL GO AWAY? |
| IF YOU'RE NOT OUTRAGED - YOU'RE NOT PAYING ATTENTION |
| ILLITERATE? WRITE FOR HELP |
| Keep honking, I'm reloading. |
| MINIMUM WAGE FOR POLITICIANS |
| MONTANA - AT LEAST THE COWS ARE SANE |
| Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool. |
| Remember, half the people you know are below average |
| Seen it all, done it all, can't remember most of it. |
| She's always late. Her ancestors arrived on the Juneflower. |
| SO MANY FOOLS - SO FEW COMETS |
| SOME PEOPLE ARE ALIVE SIMPLY BECAUSE IT IS ILLEGAL TO KILL THEM |
| The early bird may get the worm, but it's the second mouse who gets the cheese. |
| THE FACE IS FAMILIAR - BUT I CAN'T QUITE REMEMBER MY NAME |
| THE GENE POOL COULD USE A LITTLE CHLORINE |
| The more things change, the more they remain insane. |
| The LEFT makes so many RIGHT turns that they keep going in circles. |
| THIS IS IT - I DON'T HAVE ANOTHER CAR |
| THOSE WHO ABANDON THEIR DREAMS WILL DISCOURAGE YOURS |
| To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism; to steal from many is research |
| VISUALIZE BEING A *COURTEOUS* DRIVER |
| WHERE ARE WE GOING - AND WHY AM I IN THIS HAND BASKET? |
| WHO ARE THE GRATEFUL DEAD - AND WHY DO THEY KEEP FOLLOWING ME? |
| You have the right to remain silent. |
| Anything you say will be misquoted, then used against you. |
| YOU! OUT OF THE GENE POOL! |
| When the chips are down, the buffalo is empty. |
| Save the whales. Collect the whole set. |
| NOT ALL WHO WANDER ARE LOST |
| I COULDN'T REPAIR YOUR BRAKES, SO I MADE YOUR HORN LOUDER. |
The above are jokes; we do not offer bumper stickers for sale.
