If he sleeps 7 hours a night, he makes $52,000 every night while visions of sugarplums dance in his head.

If he goes to see a movie, it's cost him $7, but he'll make $18,550 while he's there.

If he decides to have a 5-minute egg, he'll make $618 while boiling it.

He makes $7,415 an hour more than minimum wage.

He'll make $3,710 while watching each episode of Friends.

If he wanted to save up for a new Acura NSX($90,000), it would take him a whole 12 hours.

He'll probably pay around $200 for a nice round of golf, but will be reimbursed $33,390 for that round.

Assuming that he puts the federal maximum of 15% of his income into a tax deferred account (401k), he will hit the federal cap of $9,500 at 8:30 am on January 1 of each year.

If you were given a penny for every $10 he made, you'd be living comfortably on $65,000 a year

He'll make about $19.60 while watching the 100-meter dash in the Olympics.

He'll make about $15,000 during the Boston Marathon.

While a common person is spending about $20 for a meal in a trendy Chicago restaurant, he'll pull in about $5,600.

In his last year, he made more than twice as much as all past US presidents for all their terms combined.

However, if Jordan saves 100% of his income for the next 250 years, he'll still have less money than Bill Gates has today!

Now, that's why you should be nice to nerds.